I spent a good portion of my life sitting next to a phone and a computer working in tech support for a telecoms company.  When the phone would ring I would help people who were on average about the age of 68 connect their computers to the wifi and they would cry down the phone as I aided them.  I spent 45 minutes one time trying to help a guy find his start menu only to realize what he was doing when he told me he could see 'the red light' against the screen.  He was thrusting his filthy mouse at his CRT computer monitor. 

Nuclear weapons were created by this generation of people and by god we trust them with the launch codes, so why not trust me with them?